2 For 1

http://jaythomas.bandcamp.com/track/2-for-1

2 for 1
she
said to me today
she said
“I’m so smooth, drinks
On me—I just got paid”

And now she’s crying a bottle of vodka
And no she won’t stop
Singin up in my ear

I fell in love with a Georgia Strawberry

…yeah we always went for 2 for 1
…yeah we always went for 2 for 1
…yeah we always went for 2 for 1

I can hear the pills
Shakin’ all up in her purse
She said it calms me down
(Can I get a nurse!)

I just wanna be nice
But a sharp knife
Is the best friend
Of serial killers and housewives

Unzip my file
By the billiard table
A cheap photo
Shoot by the jukebox
One for the road
You know the barcode baby
But later I’ll watch you go home with another lady…

(Unzip my file
Stay for a while
Ember burns her pantyhose)

Unzip my file
Stay for a while
I’ll have one—light me up)

…yeah we always went for 2 for 1
…yeah we always went for 2 for 1
…yeah we always went for 2 for 1

If you got thick skin,
No one will know when you’re ripe.
When you started this story
I just knew you were lying

Because that man you said that you loved
Is textin’ me now

Unzip my file
By the billiard table
A cheap photo
Shoot by the jukebox
One for the road
You know the barcode baby
But later I’ll watch you go home with another lady…

…but I’m glad I came for 2 for 1
…yeah I’m glad I came for 2 for 1
…yeah I’m glad I came for 2 for 1

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